Cthulhu's campaign manager told the media at a press conference that he has the “integrity, patience and maritime supremacy” required to protect the United Kingdom's sovereignty.
Following a blonde-haired mad person's decision to blow up the Southron government and economy for no real reason, the North are preparing to raise their banners in defiance.
Roy Hodgson has revealed the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn phoned him after England's dismal defeat against Iceland last night, offering him a place in his Shadow Cabinet.
Aliens have issued a stark warning to the Leave campaign as Brits head to the polls to decide between perpetual coverage of David Cameron high-fiving Jean-Claude
The elusive Scottish Haggis has been the stuff of myth, legend and heated discussion in Scotland since time began. Now, it appears the creature does exist – on
The Queen has been quizzed on her remarks before the state opening of Parliament today, when she is believed to have said she’d rather open a new Burger King at
Johnson has been tipped as a potential successor to Cameron as PM, which some feel might be Cameron's payment for BoJo turning the Leave campaign into a Plantagenet family reunion.
After years of waiting and feverish speculation, George RR Martin has finally revealed the publication date of the latest instalment in his epic war and politics saga, which will be called 'The Chilcot Report'.
As Scotland's temperature soars beyond 10°C, supermarkets and stores have been reclaiming t-shirts and tops as Scots rid themselves of the unnecessary garments.
Queen Elizabeth II has announced there will be a test of mettle to settle confusion over her succession - by use of the recently discovered Sword in the Stone.
The Labour Party’s quest to root out any and all forms of anti-Semitism took a turn this morning, with the deputy leader announcing a frontbench MP is under scrutiny
Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson has said she would turn UKIP MEP David Coburn from a toad to a prince, hitting back at derisory comments by her rival Kezia
Launching their Holyrood manifesto today, the Scottish Greens restated their support for independence, saying they were "up for it so long as everyone else is."
VisitBritain, the British Tourist Authority, has announced plans to reanimate the corpse of the former Princess of Wales as a cyborg in a bid to rejuvenate their faltering revenue.
Typical games include 'Pin The Tail on Whoever is Most Destroying the Indy Movement', 'New Media Weight Throw' and 'Guess the Wings Over Scotland Insult'.
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