Old woman still alive after long time
An old woman is still alive after quite a long time, it has been revealed.
The woman’s longevity has not come as a huge shock due to her colossal wealth.
Many people are happy it is the woman’s 90th birthday, although philosophers have noted that those nine decades are but the blink of an eye in the grand scheme of the Universe.
This is her second 90th birthday this year, for some reason.
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll live to 90. Probably not, because I am not very wealthy just now.
I should probably start cycling and eating less take-aways I suppose.
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