Following a blonde-haired mad person's decision to blow up the Southron government and economy for no real reason, the North are preparing to raise their banners in defiance.
Roy Hodgson has revealed the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn phoned him after England's dismal defeat against Iceland last night, offering him a place in his Shadow Cabinet.
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