A stunning new poll has revealed majority support in Scotland for Motherwell, with 52% in favour to 51% against. The Fir Park club has described the result of the new Lord
Video evidence has emerged where Lochte can be seen confusedly walking head first into a door repeatedly until it splinters while proclaiming “I gotta poo poo”.
She was criticised for not confirming her love for a country by no means engulfed in civil disharmony and a nightmarish ideological spaghetti junction.
Peaty, 21 in human years but 105 in fish years, told reporters he had heard his people calling him home through vibrational frequencies only merfolk and dolphins can perceive.
Rodgers was bullish as he claimed: "The boys showed a lot of character out there today – it's just frustrating that the character in question was David Brent."
Wales' manager, squad, fans and legion of illegitimate offspring will now have to go home as there's no more balls to foot and no more matches to game.
Roy Hodgson has revealed the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn phoned him after England's dismal defeat against Iceland last night, offering him a place in his Shadow Cabinet.
The PM, who is under pressure to resign following the news he holds shares in an offshore account, said he had been approached by the stricken club, who currently face relegation.
In Trump's latest outrageous outburst, he criticised the club - odds on favourites to win the Barclays Premier League - calling them "garbage" and raving "they're only top of that league due to sheer luck."