In an open letter, they vowed a complete shutdown of all satirical outlets 'until such a time as Dick Braine either changes his name, or we receive compensation'.
English television comedian Dom Joly has revealed he has been playing a character called “Boris Johnson” for fifteen years, with the comic stunt culminating in
Theresa May ensured working conditions would be "satisfactory", but that for the good of the "all-seeing eye" it was necessary to move forward with the greater industrialisation of towns and cities to feed the British Empire.
Police were alerted to a man of indescribable ordinariness wandering through the Swiss Alps, reportedly attempting to convince people he was recognisable.
Hammond said: "Sometimes we need a little helping hand getting over life's obstacles. We can repay this loan in three manageable steps; that's Wongability.”
A leaked honours list drawn up by giant cumquat and former prime minister David Cameron has revealed his plans to give some kind of honour to pretty much everyone, but definitely not you.
The new PM referred to Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson as a "vegetable", dubbed Jeremy Corbyn a "complete imbecile", and snogged a man in a Ronald Reagan mask.
Mr Johnson only worsened his ordeal as he said he wanted to "simplify Syria", "tackle issues around the former Egypt" and "put the Shah back into Persia".
Once they're done yammering away, MPs will decide whether to renew the penis-shaped nuclear arsenal, scrap it and sell it to the North Koreans or dump it on the Welsh.
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