There are doubts about whether the only bubonic plague victim in the US should be president, particularly when she also has herpes, caught when she used Bill's toothbrush.
Ms Sturgeon implied that Brexit is so cataclysmically destructive it will distort the space-time continuum and regress our universe a decade during a terrifying speech.
"It's difficult to weep with anything another than laughter when a total walloper gets banned off something. Then again, free speech and stuff. I'm torn. Haha. Ha."
Theresa May ensured working conditions would be "satisfactory", but that for the good of the "all-seeing eye" it was necessary to move forward with the greater industrialisation of towns and cities to feed the British Empire.
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