Channel 5 has received a record number of complaints after running as part of their children’s programming an episode of hit cartoon Peppa Pig that one irate parent called “a grisly bloodbath”.
Goldsmith has been accused of "scaremongering" and "patronising" London's Buddhist community after he claimed that only he could stop Labour giving them loads of stuff.
Cybernats are venting spleen after it emerged that Lib Dem Scots MP Alistair Carmichael, or "Lonely" to his mates, approached Scotland Tonight presenter Rona Dougall to ask for help with his legal bill.
An angry mother who forgot to buy tickets for her daughters to see Welshwoman Adele at the Hydro tonight has lashed out at the singer for "penalising" her.
The Institute for Analytical Brilliant Independent Terrific Consistent Reports About Politics (IFABITCRAP) released a new report to mark Scotland's "Independence Day" which claimed that Scottish independence would have been more disappointing than Indiana Jones 4.
Glasgow Council leader Frank Macavity the Mystery Cat has promised to "stop arsing everything up like normal", after it was brought to light that everything that could have been arsed up, had been arsed up.
Crazed jihadi terrorist group ISIS, formerly known as Steps, are being rebranded by Western governments and the NUS to remove any unfortunate associations with Islam.
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