ISIS to be renamed SIS to stop Islamophobia

Crazed jihadi terrorist group ISIS, formerly known as Steps, are being rebranded by Western governments and the NUS to remove any unfortunate associations with Islam.

“They’re not really Muslims, are they?” said a spokesman for Barack Obama. “Just because they say they are.”

The rebrand will see ISIS become SIS – State of Iraq and the Levant. As in, look at the state of this place.

The innovation in fact came from a Scottish delegate.

This follows a number of rebrands for the terrorist and former pop group, having at various points also been known as Daesh, ISIL, Steps, and latterly, H & Claire.