A stunning new poll has revealed majority support in Scotland for Motherwell, with 52% in favour to 51% against. The Fir Park club has described the result of the new Lord
English television comedian Dom Joly has revealed he has been playing a character called “Boris Johnson” for fifteen years, with the comic stunt culminating in
There are doubts about whether the only bubonic plague victim in the US should be president, particularly when she also has herpes, caught when she used Bill's toothbrush.
Ms Sturgeon implied that Brexit is so cataclysmically destructive it will distort the space-time continuum and regress our universe a decade during a terrifying speech.
"It's difficult to weep with anything another than laughter when a total walloper gets banned off something. Then again, free speech and stuff. I'm torn. Haha. Ha."
Theresa May ensured working conditions would be "satisfactory", but that for the good of the "all-seeing eye" it was necessary to move forward with the greater industrialisation of towns and cities to feed the British Empire.
The ban stipulates that “beachwear must be respectful of public manners and secularism”, meaning the outlawing of crucifixes, bindis, kippahs and super skinny jeans.
Outrage and shock that she would be outrageous and shocking has been diluted by confusion over why “big fans of inflatables” wouldn't have inflatables.
The impression was exacerbated when Farage claimed “most Americans haven't even heard of Romania” and that the US was “copying” his “people's revolution”.
"They're hardly representative of the Scottish economy - it's no like we had to shut down the old economy and start a new one in the bottom leagues. Did we?" he added, in an obvious moment of doubt.
Olav was given to the Norwegian army, as part of a tradition of donating the country's best and brightest to our Norse masters, a throwback to the Viking era.
UEFA said: “Their fans showing Palestinian flags was intended to offend Israelis, and the tricolour can have the same effect on the English and Northern Irish."
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