The ban stipulates that “beachwear must be respectful of public manners and secularism”, meaning the outlawing of crucifixes, bindis, kippahs and super skinny jeans.
Police were alerted to a man of indescribable ordinariness wandering through the Swiss Alps, reportedly attempting to convince people he was recognisable.
Outrage and shock that she would be outrageous and shocking has been diluted by confusion over why “big fans of inflatables” wouldn't have inflatables.
The impression was exacerbated when Farage claimed “most Americans haven't even heard of Romania” and that the US was “copying” his “people's revolution”.
"They're hardly representative of the Scottish economy - it's no like we had to shut down the old economy and start a new one in the bottom leagues. Did we?" he added, in an obvious moment of doubt.
Olav was given to the Norwegian army, as part of a tradition of donating the country's best and brightest to our Norse masters, a throwback to the Viking era.
UEFA said: “Their fans showing Palestinian flags was intended to offend Israelis, and the tricolour can have the same effect on the English and Northern Irish."
Video evidence has emerged where Lochte can be seen confusedly walking head first into a door repeatedly until it splinters while proclaiming “I gotta poo poo”.
Despite being the underdog, Roberts defiantly sidestepped Cox's use of empirical data and reasoned arguments and called for empirical data and reasoned arguments.
Initially the accident was believed to be caused by bad weather, despite the tug boat captain claiming “I done be seen the beast, beast she was and fangs up the clunge”.
Hammond said: "Sometimes we need a little helping hand getting over life's obstacles. We can repay this loan in three manageable steps; that's Wongability.”
The conventional Russian build up of soldiers, tanks and aircraft on Ukraine's borders has NATO smelling distinctly of urine, and occasionally Sugar Puffs.
The suspicious people of Glasgow have been left wondering "what's really going on" now that basic, operational public transport has returned to the city, "virtually overnight" and "without warning".
She was criticised for not confirming her love for a country by no means engulfed in civil disharmony and a nightmarish ideological spaghetti junction.
It follows a campaign steeped in exploitation that has included comparing Mexicans to white walkers and inviting Russia to post revenge porn of Clinton online.
Peaty, 21 in human years but 105 in fish years, told reporters he had heard his people calling him home through vibrational frequencies only merfolk and dolphins can perceive.
'Whoever smelt dealt it' was most frequently used by the creator of the odorous rectal outburst, validating the thesis 'whoever made the rhyme did the crime'.
Renowned blogger Bruce Wills-It called English “a throwback to a time when the Scots were given no voice” and “the equivalent to a reporter covering the black community being called David Uncle-Tom”.
A spokesperson told reporters that your mum tested well in surveys, with as much as 77% of voters answering “yes” to the question “do you love your mom?”
A leaked honours list drawn up by giant cumquat and former prime minister David Cameron has revealed his plans to give some kind of honour to pretty much everyone, but definitely not you.
This new attack comes despite condemnation, with Tim Kaine suggesting Trump has no empathy, and Republican adviser Randall Flagg shaking his head and saying “Jesus Christ, cool it.”
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