There are doubts about whether the only bubonic plague victim in the US should be president, particularly when she also has herpes, caught when she used Bill's toothbrush.
The ban stipulates that “beachwear must be respectful of public manners and secularism”, meaning the outlawing of crucifixes, bindis, kippahs and super skinny jeans.
Crazed jihadi terrorist group ISIS, formerly known as Steps, are being rebranded by Western governments and the NUS to remove any unfortunate associations with Islam.
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