Launching their Holyrood manifesto today, the Scottish Greens restated their support for independence, saying they were "up for it so long as everyone else is."
Typical games include 'Pin The Tail on Whoever is Most Destroying the Indy Movement', 'New Media Weight Throw' and 'Guess the Wings Over Scotland Insult'.
Goldsmith has been accused of "scaremongering" and "patronising" London's Buddhist community after he claimed that only he could stop Labour giving them loads of stuff.
The Institute for Analytical Brilliant Independent Terrific Consistent Reports About Politics (IFABITCRAP) released a new report to mark Scotland's "Independence Day" which claimed that Scottish independence would have been more disappointing than Indiana Jones 4.
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