David Cameron has been left red-faced after he was caught on camera telling an old woman and the Archbishop of Canterbury that putting one’s package in a dead pig’s mouth and singing the national anthem were “possibly two of the greatest sensations in the world”.
The embarrassment was compounded due to the international Anti-Necrophilia-and-Bestiality summit Cameron was supposed to be hosting in London on Thursday.
The Prime Minister made the remarks at a Buckingham Palace event to mark an old woman’s mysterious longevity.
Cameron said to the old woman:
“Entering a deceased decapitated pig’s mouth and singing that song you like are possibly two of the greatest sensations in the world.”
The Archbishop of Canterbury, also present, replied: “Really? I heard the former wasn’t that great.”
Cameron responded: “That’s exactly what someone who’s never tried it would say.”
Turning back to the old woman, he added: “It’s really fantastically decadent, you should tell your grandsons to try it sometime.”
The international Anti-Necrophilia-and-Bestiality summit may now have to be cancelled over fears that having a confessed pig-fucker host the event may harm its credibility.