It preceded a quick succession of movements in the Scottish Court, which saw Patrick Harvie crowned King of the Midge, and Alex Salmond proclaimed one of five Guardians of Scotland.
Fuhrman said: “I've been called a lot of things since the Brentwood case – jive turkey, bitch ass honky, milk cracker, Mark Fuhrer – but I've learned that black lives really do matter.”
After an ugly exchange, Mrs May said: “YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY NUKES, HALF-PINT!”, to which Mrs Sturgeon defiantly replied: “Goan make me, soft shite.”
Rodgers was bullish as he claimed: "The boys showed a lot of character out there today – it's just frustrating that the character in question was David Brent."
There was an almost whimsical feeling at Downing Street, the gloom lifted by the wry historical footnote that David Cameron gave a cat full blown aides.
Four party leaders from the UK have teamed up in a blockbuster movie, which will see the leaders battling against the dusty ghouls of the establishment.
The remarks came after Leadsom released a statement saying she was irate that a newspaper had reported exactly what she had said in a recorded interview.
Wales' manager, squad, fans and legion of illegitimate offspring will now have to go home as there's no more balls to foot and no more matches to game.
Cthulhu's campaign manager told the media at a press conference that he has the “integrity, patience and maritime supremacy” required to protect the United Kingdom's sovereignty.
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