After years of waiting and feverish speculation, George RR Martin has finally revealed the publication date of the latest instalment in his epic war and politics saga, which will be called 'The Chilcot Report'.
Launching their Holyrood manifesto today, the Scottish Greens restated their support for independence, saying they were "up for it so long as everyone else is."
Typical games include 'Pin The Tail on Whoever is Most Destroying the Indy Movement', 'New Media Weight Throw' and 'Guess the Wings Over Scotland Insult'.
Glastonbury has stunned the music world by announcing it has invited a rookie, untested progressive rock quartet called King Corbyn to headline its main stage.
A huge leak of confidential information from offshore law firm and vintage port vineyard, Mossack Fonseca, has stunned the world, revealing that many of the globe’s financial and political elite are robbing bastards squirreling away billions like squirrels with nuts.
Channel 5 has received a record number of complaints after running as part of their children’s programming an episode of hit cartoon Peppa Pig that one irate parent called “a grisly bloodbath”.
Goldsmith has been accused of "scaremongering" and "patronising" London's Buddhist community after he claimed that only he could stop Labour giving them loads of stuff.
Cybernats are venting spleen after it emerged that Lib Dem Scots MP Alistair Carmichael, or "Lonely" to his mates, approached Scotland Tonight presenter Rona Dougall to ask for help with his legal bill.
An angry mother who forgot to buy tickets for her daughters to see Welshwoman Adele at the Hydro tonight has lashed out at the singer for "penalising" her.
The Institute for Analytical Brilliant Independent Terrific Consistent Reports About Politics (IFABITCRAP) released a new report to mark Scotland's "Independence Day" which claimed that Scottish independence would have been more disappointing than Indiana Jones 4.
Glasgow Council leader Frank Macavity the Mystery Cat has promised to "stop arsing everything up like normal", after it was brought to light that everything that could have been arsed up, had been arsed up.
Crazed jihadi terrorist group ISIS, formerly known as Steps, are being rebranded by Western governments and the NUS to remove any unfortunate associations with Islam.
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