Ms Sturgeon implied that Brexit is so cataclysmically destructive it will distort the space-time continuum and regress our universe a decade during a terrifying speech.
Hammond said: "Sometimes we need a little helping hand getting over life's obstacles. We can repay this loan in three manageable steps; that's Wongability.”
Theresa May sided with the Antichrist, due to the rough beast possessing the “unifying spirit” and “ruthless abandon” necessary to bring Britain together.
It comes hot on the heels of comments by Sir Nicholas Macpherson, former Treasury economist and indy opponent, who said last week: "If I were Scotland, I'd be like, 'fuck it'."
Today's survey showed that 64.2% of British people think that Mrs May should not not be able to continue unchecked, while 68.7% support the cessation of polls.
Cthulhu's campaign manager told the media at a press conference that he has the “integrity, patience and maritime supremacy” required to protect the United Kingdom's sovereignty.
Aliens have issued a stark warning to the Leave campaign as Brits head to the polls to decide between perpetual coverage of David Cameron high-fiving Jean-Claude
Johnson has been tipped as a potential successor to Cameron as PM, which some feel might be Cameron's payment for BoJo turning the Leave campaign into a Plantagenet family reunion.
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