Launching their Holyrood manifesto today, the Scottish Greens restated their support for independence, saying they were "up for it so long as everyone else is."
Typical games include 'Pin The Tail on Whoever is Most Destroying the Indy Movement', 'New Media Weight Throw' and 'Guess the Wings Over Scotland Insult'.
Cybernats are venting spleen after it emerged that Lib Dem Scots MP Alistair Carmichael, or "Lonely" to his mates, approached Scotland Tonight presenter Rona Dougall to ask for help with his legal bill.
The Institute for Analytical Brilliant Independent Terrific Consistent Reports About Politics (IFABITCRAP) released a new report to mark Scotland's "Independence Day" which claimed that Scottish independence would have been more disappointing than Indiana Jones 4.
Glasgow Council leader Frank Macavity the Mystery Cat has promised to "stop arsing everything up like normal", after it was brought to light that everything that could have been arsed up, had been arsed up.
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