Maternity grants will be renamed 'best start grants' and funeral payments will be called 'best ending grants' to make people feel better about needing them.
Murphy refused to clarify whether he'd interviewed for any jobs, saying that he'd “love to go over that” with us then continually refusing to address the point.
Launching their Holyrood manifesto today, the Scottish Greens restated their support for independence, saying they were "up for it so long as everyone else is."