Gorilla gaffe BBC to compare Ruth Davidson with 12 year old boy for ‘political balance’ The BBC said: "Nothing is more important than neutrality and balance, so we can do nothing more than express our regret. It was funny, though." October 15, 2016
Media left in crisis after First Minister’s Questions too boring to report on Newspapers and TV outlets are desperately scrambling for stories about Nicola Sturgeon's clothes and Patrick Harvie's shiny head. September 8, 2016
Ancient Scottish coin auction cancelled because it is ‘not legal tender’ The coin was discovered by a metal detector user who asked to remain anonymous, meaning he's probably Ian Huntley. September 6, 2016
RBS vows to be ‘even more based in London’ if Scotland becomes independent The RBS boss threatened to “change all the letterheads and plaques” and even mooted the possibility of shortening the bank’s name to just “Roy”. August 14, 2016
Indycamp to close down after protesters realise Scottish Government supported independence all along "Honestly, we should have checked first," said one campaign coordinator. July 27, 2016
Nicola Sturgeon still pretending Scotland might not need indyref2 even though it does The First Minister insisted that, linguistically speaking, it's possible for something to not be impossible but also be not possible. July 22, 2016