Richard Leonard fading out of existence Leonard's existential crisis recently intensified into full-spectrum disintegration like a supermassive black hole. August 8, 2019
Gorilla gaffe BBC to compare Ruth Davidson with 12 year old boy for ‘political balance’ The BBC said: "Nothing is more important than neutrality and balance, so we can do nothing more than express our regret. It was funny, though." October 15, 2016
Media left in crisis after First Minister’s Questions too boring to report on Newspapers and TV outlets are desperately scrambling for stories about Nicola Sturgeon's clothes and Patrick Harvie's shiny head. September 8, 2016
Holyrood considers scrapping word ‘benefits’ to cheer up jobless Maternity grants will be renamed 'best start grants' and funeral payments will be called 'best ending grants' to make people feel better about needing them. July 30, 2016
Indycamp to close down after protesters realise Scottish Government supported independence all along "Honestly, we should have checked first," said one campaign coordinator. July 27, 2016
I will govern benevolently, threatens Sturgeon "I will persuade and unite," says a defiant Nicola Sturgeon. May 16, 2016
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