Smith and Corbyn pull out after Labour contest revealed as ‘not a gaffe-off’ Smith has said the decision will give him more time to spend with his ISIS sweetheart Lionel, and Jeremy has nothing specific to say on the matter. September 11, 2016
Balls derides Corbyn’s ‘leftist utopia’ and un-Tony & Gordon approach Balls believes that Corbyn's “efforts to create a left wing utopia” do not reflect the philosophy of the party created by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. August 29, 2016
Corbyn team claims train ‘literally packed with unseen rams’ in Virgin row Sir Richard Branson tweeted footage which shows Corbyn walking past unreserved seats, as well as a woman holding a banana in a potential hate crime. August 24, 2016
Dugdale divides Scottish Labour to find unity under Owen Smith Dugdale was “fine” with deputy Alex Rowley supporting Corbyn, saying: “Nice career he's got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.” August 22, 2016
Jeremy Corbyn announces parents’ night for MPs Mr Corbyn said if all of the MPs were well-behaved, he'd give them an apple, as he would a horse. July 22, 2016
Corbyn unveils self as Batman to boost re-election hopes Mr Corbyn finally outed himself as the caped crusader and put an end to decades of mystery as well as explaining his visible and perpetual tiredness. July 21, 2016
Eagle’s flight leaves Smith & Corbyn to fight bore war Eagle said of Corbyn: “I think Jeremy is a good man, and I do like him, but he's no leader. And he's also a useless old cunt and I hate him.” July 19, 2016
Kezia Dugdale: Jeremy Corbyn will never lead a Labour Government while I’m in charge up here "I'm a liability," she added, in a frank guest column for The Daily Record. July 18, 2016
People reminded of Labour’s existence as some bloke launches leadership bid The nation was gripped by a collective double take and “oh, yeah” today as some random bloke launched his bid to become leader of Labour. July 17, 2016
Burnham fighting to save his bacon over anti-Semitism claim The Labour Party’s quest to root out any and all forms of anti-Semitism took a turn this morning, with the deputy leader announcing a frontbench MP is under scrutiny April 30, 2016
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