Labour celebrate most peaceful 24 hours in recent history Fireworks were lit outside Labour HQ, and troops of Ewoks played the drums on plastic replicas of Owen Smith's and Angela Eagle's heads. September 25, 2016
Smith and Corbyn pull out after Labour contest revealed as ‘not a gaffe-off’ Smith has said the decision will give him more time to spend with his ISIS sweetheart Lionel, and Jeremy has nothing specific to say on the matter. September 11, 2016
Balls derides Corbyn’s ‘leftist utopia’ and un-Tony & Gordon approach Balls believes that Corbyn's “efforts to create a left wing utopia” do not reflect the philosophy of the party created by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. August 29, 2016
Corbyn team claims train ‘literally packed with unseen rams’ in Virgin row Sir Richard Branson tweeted footage which shows Corbyn walking past unreserved seats, as well as a woman holding a banana in a potential hate crime. August 24, 2016
ISIS are alright, you just have to scratch them under the ears, insists Owen Smith Smith also revealed he had been writing to and visiting several convicted ISIS members in prison, and had even forged a romantic link with one. August 17, 2016
Owen Smith demands trial by combat Corbyn is said to be considering communications director Seumas Milne for his champion, due to his experience in underground Russian fight clubs. August 8, 2016
Jeremy Corbyn announces parents’ night for MPs Mr Corbyn said if all of the MPs were well-behaved, he'd give them an apple, as he would a horse. July 22, 2016
Kezia Dugdale: Jeremy Corbyn will never lead a Labour Government while I’m in charge up here "I'm a liability," she added, in a frank guest column for The Daily Record. July 18, 2016
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