Osborne to abandon targets for success in favour of self-destructive nihilism When questioned on the implications of this failed strategy, Osborne replied: "Failure isn't real because nothing is real." July 1, 2016
Labour manifesto delayed by Loch Ness Monster ‘masterplan’ collapse A Labour insider said the party had been hoping to use the Invernesian beast as a potential power broker. April 15, 2016
British Tourist Authority to reanimate corpse of Princess Diana for revenue stream VisitBritain, the British Tourist Authority, has announced plans to reanimate the corpse of the former Princess of Wales as a cyborg in a bid to rejuvenate their faltering revenue. April 11, 2016
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