Video evidence has emerged where Lochte can be seen confusedly walking head first into a door repeatedly until it splinters while proclaiming “I gotta poo poo”.
She was criticised for not confirming her love for a country by no means engulfed in civil disharmony and a nightmarish ideological spaghetti junction.
Peaty, 21 in human years but 105 in fish years, told reporters he had heard his people calling him home through vibrational frequencies only merfolk and dolphins can perceive.
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