NATO concerned at prospect of war against good army The conventional Russian build up of soldiers, tanks and aircraft on Ukraine's borders has NATO smelling distinctly of urine, and occasionally Sugar Puffs. August 12, 2016
Guardian and the BBC: “Honestly, this is all of it” "No one from Britain is involved in this thing, really. We swear on our mummy's life." April 4, 2016
The Daily Belter 