Balls derides Corbyn’s ‘leftist utopia’ and un-Tony & Gordon approach Balls believes that Corbyn's “efforts to create a left wing utopia” do not reflect the philosophy of the party created by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. August 29, 2016
Corbyn team claims train ‘literally packed with unseen rams’ in Virgin row Sir Richard Branson tweeted footage which shows Corbyn walking past unreserved seats, as well as a woman holding a banana in a potential hate crime. August 24, 2016
Corbyn unveils self as Batman to boost re-election hopes Mr Corbyn finally outed himself as the caped crusader and put an end to decades of mystery as well as explaining his visible and perpetual tiredness. July 21, 2016
Eagle’s flight leaves Smith & Corbyn to fight bore war Eagle said of Corbyn: “I think Jeremy is a good man, and I do like him, but he's no leader. And he's also a useless old cunt and I hate him.” July 19, 2016
People reminded of Labour’s existence as some bloke launches leadership bid The nation was gripped by a collective double take and “oh, yeah” today as some random bloke launched his bid to become leader of Labour. July 17, 2016
Tony Blair: You’re all screwed anyway With the Chilcot Report to be released tomorrow, Tony Blair has attempted to further divert attention from it, as if that was needed. July 5, 2016
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