The impression was exacerbated when Farage claimed “most Americans haven't even heard of Romania” and that the US was “copying” his “people's revolution”.
Video evidence has emerged where Lochte can be seen confusedly walking head first into a door repeatedly until it splinters while proclaiming “I gotta poo poo”.
The conventional Russian build up of soldiers, tanks and aircraft on Ukraine's borders has NATO smelling distinctly of urine, and occasionally Sugar Puffs.
She was criticised for not confirming her love for a country by no means engulfed in civil disharmony and a nightmarish ideological spaghetti junction.