Man wonders why state of Scottish economy being extrapolated by finances of Rangers FC "They're hardly representative of the Scottish economy - it's no like we had to shut down the old economy and start a new one in the bottom leagues. Did we?" he added, in an obvious moment of doubt. August 25, 2016
Glasgow University receive 430,000 business course applications due to Old Firm reunion The university was forced to siphon through every application, with a staff member admitting “we worked 22 hour days and I shat myself unknowingly”. August 2, 2016
The Daily Belter 