Glasgow University receive 430,000 business course applications due to Old Firm reunion The university was forced to siphon through every application, with a staff member admitting “we worked 22 hour days and I shat myself unknowingly”. August 2, 2016
Nicola Sturgeon so popular she just pity-liked Jesus’ Facebook page A source close to the First Minister confirmed she was "just feeling a bit sorry for the wee lamb". July 26, 2016
The Daily Belter 