NATO concerned at prospect of war against good army The conventional Russian build up of soldiers, tanks and aircraft on Ukraine's borders has NATO smelling distinctly of urine, and occasionally Sugar Puffs. August 12, 2016
Kirkcaldy man in custody after declaring in local Greggs: “I have risen!” Kirkcaldy residents were left stunned after an old man announced to a local Greggs that he had "risen". March 27, 2016
The Daily Belter 