Depressed and angsty Warner Brothers removes self from search results Reports suggest the CEO threw a decanter into a fireplace and declared “if they shan't love thy fruits, thou should cease their sight of mine heart!” September 6, 2016
Corbyn unveils self as Batman to boost re-election hopes Mr Corbyn finally outed himself as the caped crusader and put an end to decades of mystery as well as explaining his visible and perpetual tiredness. July 21, 2016
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