Stricken oil rig ‘attacked by confused pensioner shark’, claim salvage team Initially the accident was believed to be caused by bad weather, despite the tug boat captain claiming “I done be seen the beast, beast she was and fangs up the clunge”. August 15, 2016
Lovecraftian town-monster Gargunnock running amok in Central Belt The behemoth has uncontested rule of the Central Belt, due to the Armed Forces being on leave because “nobody ever invades in the summer”. August 9, 2016
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